The story of

ERgonomics

The pandemic had hit us. All over the world, office workers stopped leaving their homes and movement in general decreased. The temporary home office environments became permanent, where kitchen chairs and tables replaced the ergonomically adjusted equivalents in our regular office environments.

To avoid bodily breakdowns in these strange times, mini home-gyms were created where yoga mats and kettle bells were common exercise tools. Piles of books acted as height-adjustable desks. This could work for a while, but probably not in the long run. Therefore we urge you:

Get out there and start exploring the world. Start moving. Lift your hands once in a while, and shake those hips. It will do you good in many ways, not only when it comes to the ergonomical aspects of your everyday life. If you are not determined enough to start moving yourself, find someone who can kick your lazy ass out of that office chair or sofa once in a while.

This is what the song is all about.

Or is it...?

The lyrics:

ERgonomics

There is no time to look for the problems

Just wait and we will solve them 

We’ll solve them

Any time, soon

Don’t just stay in bed in the morning

Get out there start exploring

Just start exploring

It’ll do you good 

Lift your hands

Kick your feet

Shake them hips

Let me know that

This is what you gonna do

Go girl

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you girl

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey boy

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you boy

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

Cause you know that I’m bossy

ERgonomics is fun

When doin’ it like this

Mmmm

You don’t have to know what you’re doing

Come out it’s fine just viewing

Then sing this 

Universal tune

Don’t just sit and wait it’s boring

Get out there start exploring

Just start exploring

It’ll do you good 

Go girl

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

‘Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you girl

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

‘Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey boy

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you boy

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Left foot

Come on, on your knees

And then

Right foot

It will set you free

When it feels like it’s hurting you are doing it right

And when we’re done then we are leaving in the middle of the night, again

Left foot

Come on, on your knees

And then

Right foot

It will set you free

A guarantee

And you can call it what you want

But you know it’s all about ergonomics

Go girl

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you girl

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey boy

Yeah, I’m bossy

You’ll spin around

Cause you know that I’m bossy

Hey, you boy

I’ll be getting bossy

You’ll be alright

Cause you know that I’m bossy

ERgonomics is fun

When doin’ it like this

Mmmm